1-ghiamat mishe bad hame adama miyan. khoda mige har ki dorogh
bege mitereke. 1 nafar mige man adame khobiyam bad mitereke,badi mige manam
adame khaili khobi boodam mitereke,nobat be torke mirese ta miyad bege man
adame...... mitereke!
2-char panj ta torke savare asansoor bodan bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey
invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme
tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande
salavat!
3-Torke jorab mikhare barash bozorg booode jelosh panbe mizare!
4-ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan azash miporsan :
shoma torkin?...torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?!
5-torke dashte khatere tarif mikarde,mige:ma sale 49 ba 2 nafar davamoon
shod,albate sale 49 do nafar kheili bood!
6-be ye turke moghime USA migan ba "ebadat" jomle besaz. mige "don't worry about
that"!
7-ye rooz be ye torke migam ba balesh jomle besaz mige YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR
ZADAM TOO BALESH bad migam oon balesh ke na. mige KHOB YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR
ZADAM BE IN BALESH NA OON BALESH bad migam aslan balesho vel kon ba toshak jomle
besaz bad mige KHOB RAFTAM SHEKAR TOSHAK BOODAM KE BEZANAM BE IN BALESH YA OON
BALESH!
8-ye bar torke mikhaste mikh bezane be divar mikho bar ax mizare va shoroo
mikone be koboondan yeho ye lore mirese mige ajab giji hasti to, oon male divare
rooberoo e!
9-ye bar do ta ghazvini hamdige ro too khaiyaboon mibinan . yekishoon mige salam
hasan agha ! oon yeki mige : Be ja nemiyaram . mige : Hasan agha chetor mano
nemishnasin . mano yadetoon nemiyad ? miga :Bebakhshid be ja nemiyaram . mige:
hasan agha ! manam Akbar . mige : E !? salam akbar agha ! bebakhshid , az jelo
nashnakhtam!
10-ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige
khafe sho mikham bekhabam"!
11-be torke migan nemikhay adam shi?mige man az in gherti bazia khosham nemiad!
12-1 bar torke mire make be sheytoon sang bezane badesh sangash tamoom mishe
shoroo mikone fohsh dadan!
13-moaleme be shagerdesh mige boro ye moorche nar peyda kon vardar biar bachehe
fardash ye moorche miare moleme mige khob to hala az koja fahmidi in morche he
nare bache he mige akhe jeloo dare maderese dokhtaroone peydash kardam!
14-be ye fozool e migan nesfe donya ro behet miDm,dige fozuli
nakon.miporse:nesfe digasho be ki midin?!
15-ta divoone ham otaghi boodan,ye rooz khabar ovordan ke 2tashoon bala pain
miparan migan ke ma sibzamini hastim va darim too roghan sorkh mishim va sevomi
saket nesheste! modire bimarestan ham tebghe mamool raft ke in divoone ro
morkhas kone porsid to cherea ba doostanat nisti?? oon ham goft:"akhe man kafe
mahitabe chasbidam!
16-torke mire carwash behesh migan pas mashinet koosh? mige rah nazdik bood
piyade oomadam!
17-Torke Mire Mashad , Jeloye Haram Mige: Ya emam Ali, Ghorboone Labe teshnat,
Fadaye do daste boridat, pas key zohoor mikoni, khaste shodam inghadar oomdam
ghom!
18-be torke migan esme emamo begoo mige sooj migan tooye in hame emam ma sooj
nadarim mige khodam didam poshte oon otoboose neveshte bood yasooj!
19-torke zang mizane mobaile refighesh mibine ye khanomi mige moshtarake morede
nazar dar dastras nemibashad. torke mige oono velesh kon khodet chetori?!
20-17-pesare o dokhtare dashtan ghadam mizadan pesare be dokhtare mige doost
dari oonjaei ro ke khatne kardam neshoonet bedam? dokhtare hol mishe mige are
are pesare mige oonvare khiaboon tabagheye dovome darmangah!
21-avalin davaye zanashooie adam va hava chenin sabt shode ast ke adam be
khodavand shekayat nemood ey khodaye bozorg in hava tamame shorthaye mara ke az
barg bood dolme pichide va khorde!
22-abadan zelzele miyad yeki ro az zire avar ba hezar zahmat daresh miyaran
taraf mige: eyval vibraro hal kardin?!
23- ye pashe ba ye morche ezdevaj mikone ama bachedar nemishan, akhe morchehehe
pashe band mizade!
24-be ye lore migan saat chande balad naboode javab bede mige boro boro diret
shode!
25-vali khodayy tikeye kheyli badi joloye jam behem andakht. -jedi? rasti gofti
tike, hale khaharet chetore?!
26-pesare rashtie ye ketab minevese avalesh minevise taghdim be babam ke dooste
pedaram bood!
27-torke mire bank vaam begire ... zamen nadashte monfajer mishe!
28-be ye torke migan mamaneto bishtar doos dari ya abjito? mige abjito!
29-On chiye ke marda dar miyaran, zana mikhoran?! Ye loghme noone!
30-be ye torke migan ye peyghambare zan nam bebar mige payambare akram!
31-be torke migan awalin nafary ke raft makke hajy shod ki bood? mige HAAJ
zanboore asal!
32-torke dore khodesh micharkhe harz mishe!
33-torke mashhad too haram boode ... yeho mibine ke ye dokhtare khoshgel moshgel
miyad ... mire poshte haram ke dokhtararo did bezane ... dokhtare shoorooo
mikone be doa ke ey emamreza ... be man ghyafe dadi, madare khoob dadi, pedare
khoob dadi, faghat ye shohare khob ham behem bede ... yeho troke az poshte haram
miyad biroon mige:eee emam reza .. chera hol midi khodam daram miram!
34-ye rooz ye torke ba ye rashtie ba ye arabe ba ye ghazvinie ba mashhadie ba ye
karajie baye ahvazie ba ye kermanie ba ye amrikaye ba ye englisie ba ye
faransavie ba ye almanie ba ye japonie ba man toro sare kar gozashtim!
35-be ye torke migan sezariano tarif kon che amalie? mige bache be sharte
chaghoo!
36-zane rashtie ba shoharesh dava mikone sare bachedar nashodanesh. marde mige
boro biroon ta bachedar nashody hagh nadary biyay khoone!
37-ye ruz ye bacheyi mibare fotokopiye shenasnamasho mide be nazemesh
,nazemesham behesh mige esmeto poshtesh benevis!
38-yerooz ye bande khodaee az roo saghfe khoonashoon miofte mige ye emam hasan
yedafe yeki beine hava va zamin migiresh miporse:kodoom hasan ?~~~javab mide
asgari velesh mikoone mige man mojtabashoonam!
39-be torke migan kore khar mige ee yani enghadr javoonam?!
40-mardha be 3 dalil sade hastand: 1-chon az derakht bala miran ba in ke midonan
age sabr konan sibe khodesh miyofte... 2-zoodi geyrati mishan ba in ke midoonan
age sabr konan hame chi ba harf hal mishe... 3-donbale zana rah miyoftan ba in
ke midoonan age sabr konan khode zane miyad soragheshoon!
41- torke pool nadashte bere hamoom kapsoole cherk khosh kon mikhore!
42-ye rooz ye torke mire emam-zade mibine sholooghe va hame daran dado bi dad
mikonan. dad mizane baba sholoogh nakonin, parsal sholoogh kardin hajatha ghati
shod man hamele shodam!
43-torke aslahe mizare ro saresh shelik mikone bad az 1 saat mimire , az doctor
miporsan chera bad az 1 saat mord? mige akhe tire dashte donbale maghzesh
migashte!
44-torke zanesho mikoshe mire marhale bad, vaghti bar migarde mibene zanesh
zendas, midooni chera? chon save nakarde boode. taze madar zanesho ham mikoshe
joon migire!
45-ghazviniya ba farhangestane zaban dava mikonan ke chera toye alefba be "n"
migan "noon" vali be "k" migan "kaf"?!
46-khoda mibineh jahanam khaliyeh hame raftan behesht az jebreel miporseh chera?
migeh akheh soalayeh shabe avale ghabr lo rafteh!
47-ye ordake pash gir mikone laye dare otoboos mige mag mag, badesh hame migam
AMRICA!
48-ye rooz ye Ghoorbaaghe he mast mikone , shenaa parvaane mire!
49-ye rooz ye dokhtare zesht az ye shaer miporse man va khorshid che shabahati
darim? mige be hich kodom nemishe mostaghim negah kard!
50-Ye afsare jeloye ye mashin ro migire, be ranande mige: jenab shoma bekhatere
bastane kamarbande imeni,50hezar toman az tarafe anjomane hemayat az imeni rahha
jayeze bordid! hala mikhayn ba in pool chikar konid? Ranande: fekr konam beram
bahash gavahinamamo begiram! zane ke baghal dastesh nesheste boode mige: jenab
sarvan harfasho goosh nakonid, shohare man vaghti maste yeband chertopert mige!
too sandalie aghab ye yarooee khaab boode,az saroseda pa mishe mige: man az
avalesham goftam ba mashine dozdi nemishe farar kard! yeho yeki az sandogh
aghabe mashin dad mizane: bebinam, belakhare az marz gozashtim?!
lotfan age az in jok ha khoshetoon oomad, adresesh ro ham be hame bedin. mamnoon